Favorite Teddy Ruxpin Quotes

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Hey everybody!

rostislaf recently asked about some L.B. quotes because of how funny he was, and it got me to thinking that maybe we could all remember what some of our favorite Teddy quotes are. Rather than append them to the end of the other thread, I started this one.

I'd love to see what other people's favorite lines are. They can be from anywhere, the toy or the series. My favorite quotes often came from Grubby and L.B. because they lent that comedic relief to the show when all the other characters seemed in dire need. I've copied and pasted a few of my favorites from the other thread. If you can, try to cite the episode/story where the quote can be found and the character that said it.
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TWEEG: (in disguise) Please, kind sir, could you help a poor little old lady with a small cash loan?

L.B.: (in tears) Gee, I'd love to, but my boss, Tweed, ain't paid me since last Grundo Groundhog Day...

TWEEG: You idiot! It's me, Tweed! I mean, TWEEG!

L.B.: It is? Gee, what a performance! If I had hands, I'd applaud!

-From "In the Fortress of the Wizard"
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TWEEG: Just think, L.B.! All those years of lying and cheating have finally paid off!

L.B.: (sniffling) What an inspiring story...

-From "Escape From the Treacherous Mountains"
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"Buffy, Buffy, soft and fluffy,
Grundo thinks that I'm a toughy.
But in my heart, I wants yas more,
Than any Bounder did before.
My life with you I wanna spend,
'Cause I loves ya--and, that's the end."

-L.B.'s poem to his new wife, Buffy. From "L.B.'s Wedding".
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WIZARD: Yes, I see it all clearly now! Princess Aruzia is being held captive by the flying Gutangs!"

GRUBBY: Flying Gutangs! Oh, boy, a trapese act!

-From "In the Fortress of the Wizard"
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(After Gimmick explains how the Airship works...)

GRUBBY: Sounds like this isn't the only thing that runs on hot air.

-From "The Treasure of Grundo"
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PRINCE ARIN: It's her! It's my sister, Aruzia!

TEDDY: Oh, yes! I can certainly see the family resemblance!

PRINCE ARIN: Really?

GRUBBY: Sure! You were also in a prison cell when we first met ya.

-From "In the Fortress of the Wizard"
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"Why am I always pulling things out of your mouth? I'm a villain, not a dentist!"

-Tweeg in "The Treasure of Grundo"
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L.B.: (while searching Gimmick's house) Eh, junk! Hey! This looks interesting: more junk!
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[TRO Admin]

Re-watching this show (thank god for MillCreek Entertainment) over the past couple of months has showed me exactly why I have the sense of humor I do... being influenced by this show as greatly as I was as a little kid. One particular moment that made me laugh out loud was in "Double Grubby".... Tweeg has sat down to write a letter to Elanor to request a raise in his allowance.

"Dear Mummy..... no, makes her sound old. 'Dearest Mommy' no, too centimental. 'Now Listen Here You Hag Faced Hidiousity' .. no, she never listens to me!"

Tweeg's perpetual paranoia also got me a good laugh in that one when he sees the two Grubby's and automatically assumes that Gimmick is forming an Octopede army to steal his recipe for making gold.... Tweeg rubbed off on a few people too... unfortunately some people (Like a certain friend of ours in the former Soviet Union) forget that Tweeg's antics are meant to be a laughing-at you joke instead of a laughing-with you one.... that's a story for another time though

[Legendbournageddon]

What I hope to achieve with LegRux is to put Tweeg into a different light than the one he's in now. Deep down, he isn't evil and knows it but he feels he has to demonstrate the slightest evil with which to appease his mother.

This makes it easier for the aptly named Heroes of Grundo to enlist him.

I've got to say though: my favorate quote would be when Teddy stands in front of all of MAVO and offers them a friendship. You can almost see him glaring beneath his eyebrow and smiling wryly as if they are already defeated.

[sparkpikachu]

I thought it would be fun to continue this thread.

Here are some of my favorites from the Adventure Series.

Teddy: Hi there, I'm Teddy Ruxpin.
Grubby: And Grubby everybody, I'm Merry Christmas.
Teddy (laughing): What?
Grubby: Uh, I mean: Merry Christmas everybody, I'm Grubby.
From "Teddy Ruxpin's Christmas". This shows Grubby's cute and goofy side.

A series of crashes, followed by a large splash and smash of breaking glass, are heard.
Teddy: Grubby! Grubby, are you all right?
Grubby (laughing): Sure Teddy. It takes more than slippin' on a roller skate, zippin' across the living room, zoomin' into the kitchen, knockin' over a big wooden table, and spillin' a vase of water, to hurt us Octopedes.
From "Safe At Home With Teddy Ruxpin". This shows just how resilient an Octopede is. I know I wouldn't have done as well.

[illiopmom]

Pretty much everything L.B. says is gold, but my favorite would have to be "Jeez, Twip, did you take lessons to be stupid, or were you born with it?"

[retrobear]

I crack up every time LB balls up Tweeg's name, especially because when he is talking about Tweeg to other people he says it correctly so you know he is only doing it to razz him.