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Post by Fen on Nov 9, 2009 18:21:15 GMT -7
"You think you are wise, Mithrandir. Yet for all your subtleties, you have not wisdom. Do you think the eyes of the White Tower are blind? I have seen more than you know. With your left hand you would use me as a shield against MAVO, and with your right you would seek to supplant me. I know who rides with Arin of Grundo. Oh, yes. Word has reached my ears of this Teddy Ruxpin, son of Burl Ruxpin, and I tell you now, I will not bow to this Ranger from the South, last of a ragged house long bereft of lordship!"
"The Age of Illiper is over. The Time of the Gutang has come."
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Post by Legendbournageddon on Nov 10, 2009 8:12:35 GMT -7
-facepalm-
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Post by theonemouse on Nov 10, 2009 8:34:09 GMT -7
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Post by Fen on Nov 10, 2009 10:56:23 GMT -7
Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Arin. They may be your last as King.
Arin: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"?
[Arin unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]
Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
Arin: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: No man, Perloon or Illiper, no man threatens a messenger!
Arin: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Gutang. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Arin: Madness...?
[shouting]
Arin: This is GRUNDO!
[Kicks the messenger down the well]
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Post by theonemouse on Nov 10, 2009 12:28:04 GMT -7
-falls over laughing-
Bad mental image of the armor they wore in that movie on Arin.
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Post by Fen on Nov 10, 2009 17:16:19 GMT -7
LOL what armor???!!
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Post by theonemouse on Nov 10, 2009 17:59:47 GMT -7
Okay, okay, loin cloth and tin can...
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Post by kaylathehedgehog on Nov 10, 2009 20:03:13 GMT -7
Random Mudblup Soldier: We are the Knights who say... *BLUP*.
Random MAVO Mook: Your mother was a Fob and your father smelt of boggleberries!
I'm so sorry.
*bows head in shame*
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Post by Fen on Nov 10, 2009 21:12:39 GMT -7
Gimmick: Who goes there?
Arin: It is I, Arin, son of King Nogburt, from the castle of erm Nogburt. King of Grundo, defeater of the Gutangs, Sovereign of all Grundo!
Gimmick: Pull the other one!
Arin: I am, and this is my trusty servant Wooly. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court . I must speak with your lord and master.
Gimmick: What? Ridden on a horse?
Arin: Yes!
Gimmick: You're using coconuts!
Arin: What?
Gimmick: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
Arin: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Ying, through...
Gimmick: Where'd you get the coconuts?
Arin: We found them.
Gimmick: Found them? In Ying? The coconut's tropical!
Arin: What do you mean?
Gimmick: Well, this is a temperate zone
Arin: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Gimmick: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Arin: Not at all. They could be carried.
Gimmick: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
Arin: It could grip it by the husk!
Gimmick: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Arin: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arin from the Court of Nogburt is here?
Gimmick: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Arin: Please!
Gimmick: Am I right?
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Post by Fen on Nov 10, 2009 21:24:44 GMT -7
Arin: Can we come up and have a look?
Gutang: Of course not. You're Grundo types.
Arin: What are you then?
Gutang: I'm a Gutang. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Grubby: What are you doing in Grundo?
Gutang: Mind your own business.
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Post by theonemouse on Nov 11, 2009 6:05:21 GMT -7
-falls over, facepalm-
Monty Python.... ARH!!!!!!
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Post by kaylathehedgehog on Nov 11, 2009 6:19:59 GMT -7
*shakes head laughing*
What have I started?
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