Post by indigodragon on Feb 22, 2011 16:04:56 GMT -7
Here's a one-shot fanfic I wrote yesterday. Based on an episode of "Tiny Toons", but please, let me know if it sounds too much like Tiny Toons. Also thanks to Josh for feedback and critique. Song is from "Toy Story." Enjoy!
Today is a typical day in the land of Grundo, in Mizley Meadows, Teddy Ruxpin and his friends consisting of Grubby, Gimmick, Leota, Wooly, Prince Arin, Princess Aruzia, Jack W. Tweeg and Felicia are all together, Felicia brings a whole bagful of sports equipment. She takes out a grunge-ball and bat.
Felicia: All righty, who’s up for grunge ball?
Teddy: Sounds like fun. Let’s pick teams.
Tweeg: I call dibs on being captain of one team!
Grubby: And Teddy should be captain of the other.
Everyone gathers around opposite to Teddy and Tweeg. Felicia awaits eagerly to be chosen, she didn’t care whether it was Teddy or her best friend Tweeg.
Tweeg: I’ll go first. I pick… Arin.
He goes to her, Felicia still hopes to be picked soon by whoever.
Teddy: I pick… Grubby.
Tweeg: Wooly.
Teddy: Gimmick.
Tweeg: Princess Aruzia.
Teddy: Leota.
Felicia stares in disbelief as Leota flies to Teddy’s side but he and Tweeg end up arguing over her.
Tweeg: Hey, no fair! I get Leota!
Teddy: Do not, it’s my pick!
Tweeg: I get Leota!
Teddy: Do not!
Tweeg: Do too!
Teddy: Do not!
Tweeg: Do too!
Teddy: Do not, times infinity plus one!
Tweeg irritated: Err! All right, Felicia.
However, Felicia is disappointed and hurt to be picked last out of everyone else, she makes up an excuse to leave.
Felicia: Uh, actually… I have… stuff to do at home.
She leaves, sadly as the others watch. Unknown to her and everyone else, they’re all being… watched.
Grubby: Gee, what’s up with her?
Teddy: I don’t know.
Felicia returns home to her hut on Ben’s Beach, and flops on the couch. She gets out her journal and writes down in it.
Felicia: “Dear journal, My friends and I were about to play grunge ball and Teddy and Tweeg were picking teams. When just me and Leota were left, Teddy picked Leota over me. And I end up being picked last. How could they pick me last? Do I offend?” (sniffs armpits) “Is it the way I dress? Well, if they hate me then I don’t need them, what I need is a best friend who’ll like me no matter what.”
(Knock at door)
Felicia: Huh? Mia usually takes her keys.
She answers the door but rather than her sister, it’s some troll guy who’s rather hunky and has an Elvis Presley-style hairdo.
Felicia: What can I do ya for?
Troll: Hey, I saw what those goody-goody so-called “friends” did to you. And the reason they picked you last is ‘cause they really don’t care about you.
Felicia: I guess they really do hate me. I thought Tweeg was my best friend.
Troll: He thinks you’re a sniveling wuss and a lousy athlete. He said so himself.
She hangs her head sadly as he pats her on the back.
Troll: But y’know, you don’t need them. I’ll be a better friend to you than any of those guys.
Felicia: For real?
Troll: Yup. You can call me Biff. You’re…Felicia, right?
Felicia: That’s my name, don’t wear it out.
Biff: Now, let’s say we take a walk.
Felicia: Sure.
They go out for a walk, Felicia has her Frisbee. She tosses it to Biff as he goes long. Once he catches it, he throws it so hard that when Felicia catches it, it knocks her over and she skids across the sand for a few feet.
Felicia: Whoa! Good arm, Biff.
Biff: You’re all right? Right?
Felicia: Eh, never better.
They continue on their walk. They walk by Mizley Meadows where the others see them.
Teddy: Hey guys, you wanna play grunge ball?
Biff: Grunge ball? Awesome!
He goes right over to them, being an egotistical braggart.
Biff: Biff is the name and grunge ball is the game. I even played in the Grundo Cup championship. Even made the winning pitch.
Felicia: (Rolls eyes)
Biff: C’mon, I’ll show you all how the top athletes play.
Everyone: (Chattering excitedly)
Biff goes off with everyone else leaving Felicia by her lonesome.
Felicia: Aw, now he’s one of them. (sadly) I guess I’ll never have any friends at this rate, I might as well go home.
She just goes back home. Sometime later, Biff returns.
Biff: Hey Fill, what’s up?
Felicia: I thought you and I were friends.
Biff: Hey we are. Can I help it if I’m irresistibly popular and a hunk? Just stick with me and I’ll show ya how to be as awesome and popular as me.
Felicia: Really?
Biff: Sure, for real.
Felicia goes over to a tray that has a bowlful of popcorn and a couple soft drinks with straws.
Felicia: Let’s say we forget about what happened? We'll just kick back, relax and eat popcorn.
As she sits on the sofa, Biff is in front of the mirror combing his hair.
Biff: Would if I could, but I gotta get ready for a party.
Felicia: (Comes up next to Biff) A party? Cool. Where’s it being held?
Biff: Here. Oh and by the way, you’re not invited.
Felicia surprised: What?!
Biff leads her out the door.
Biff: Face it, doll, you’re a loser. And the last thing I need hanging around me is a loser like you, cramping my style. (whistles) Taxi!
A cloppid-drawn taxi carriage comes by as Biff shoves an angry Felicia in it.
Biff: To Woodley Bog and step on it. Sayonara, sucker!
The carriage leaves with Felicia inside. As Biff returns to Felicia’s house and sets everything up for the party. Mia comes in carrying groceries, returning from shopping and a couple other errands.
Mia: Hey, who are you? Where’s my sister, Felicia?
Biff: The name’s Biff and Felicia had to run off.
He becomes infatuated by her beauty and takes the groceries.
Biff: Here gorgeous, I’ll take those for ya. The others should be arriving shortly.
Mia: Others?
That’s when Teddy, Tweeg and everyone comes in through the open door. Mia looks from them to Biff, becoming slightly agitated.
Mia: Hey, I didn’t…
Biff immediately covers her mouth.
Biff: Aw, she didn’t suspect a thing about a surprise party at her place.
Mia: (Growls)
Teddy thinking: Something tells me this party wasn’t really meant for Mia.
Biff: Well, don’t just stand around, dudes. Party time!
Everyone starts reluctantly to party. At that time, Felicia is flying by means of Louie the grunge and his copter-cycle. She sits in the sidecar.
Felicia: Thanks a lot for the lift, Louie.
Louie: Hey don’t mention it, Felicia.
He lands at the beach and Felicia goes towards her house.
Louie: Eh, show that Biff character who’s the loser here.
She goes to the door and sees that it’s locked.
Felicia: Hey! I’ve been locked out!
She starts pounding on the door, while Biff is playing loud music on the stereo. When he hears the door, he just turns it up more.
Felicia: Let me in! Biff, you open this door!
Arin over music: I say, isn’t that Felicia?!
Biff: Uh, no, it’s just the wind.
He goes to the door, standing before it. Felicia goes to the window but Biff pulls back the curtains, she tries for the other windows but Biff does the same with those. He turns to see everyone looking towards him.
Biff: Uh, the bright sun was really hurting my eyes.
He then goes to Mia, trying to flirt.
Biff: So uh, what’d you say your name was again, doll-face?
Tweeg quietly: Hey, that guy’s trying to make a move on my girl.
Tweeg becomes angry but Biff turns away from Mia as he notices something coming down the chimney.
Biff: Whew! Uh, it’s gettin’ kinda nippy in here, ain’t it?
Everyone: No.
But he goes to the chimney and turns on the fireplace. Felicia, still in the chimney, feels the heat and goes back up the chimney.
Felicia: Yeowch! Hot-hot-hot!
She climbs out and sits on the roof.
Felicia: (Sighs, snarls)
At that time, Biff gets on the sofa with a platter full of cupcakes.
Biff: Hey, loosen up, dudes! It’s fun time! Food fight! Food fight! Food fight!
He starts throwing cupcakes at everyone, but they’re not up for being whipped with cupcakes.
Aruzia: Hey!
Mia: Stop it!
Leota: You can’t do that, this is Mia and Felicia’s place!
She dodges a cupcake thrown at her.
Biff: Hey Felicia won’t mind, she thinks I’m her best friend. (laughs arrogantly)
Teddy: Hey, just a minute!
Before he can say anything else, Biff shoves a cookie in his mouth.
Teddy: (Mumbles, chewing)
Just then, out of the attic door comes Felicia. Furious, she looks towards everyone.
Felicia: (Growling) All right! That’s it! To think I made a new best friend and he turned out to hate me even more than all of you! Everyone out! OUT!
She pushes everyone, even her sister outside and slams the door. But her anger fades to tears as she breaks down.
Felicia: (Crying)
Teddy opens the door and pokes his head through.
Teddy: But we don’t hate you, Felicia.
Gimmick: Indeed, we er-uh like you a lot.
The others come back through the door (including Louie) and come to a tearful Felicia.
Felicia: You do? (sniffles)
Mia: Yeah. How can I hate you? You’re my sister.
Tweeg: And I can never hate you, you’re my best friend.
Felicia: But, I was the last one picked to play grunge ball.
Arin: Oh, that never meant we didn’t like you.
Teddy: However, if we hurt your feelings. We’re sorry.
Everyone gathers around Felicia.
Felicia: Really? Biff said it’s ‘cause you all don’t care about me.
Mia: Biff said, what?
Felicia: And he said Tweeg said I was a sniveling wuss and a lousy athlete.
Tweeg: He did?
Everyone turns angrily towards Biff, who just waves his arms defensively.
Biff: Uh, hey, I was just kiddin’ around, Fill. Y’know, ha-ha, funny.
Aruzia: No. You lied to Felicia in saying we all hate her.
Wooly: Brrr, then you kick her out of her own house.
Leota: Making a mess in the process.
Mia: And tried to hit on me, in front of my boyfriend!
Grubby puts his arm around Felicia’s shoulder.
Grubby: But what do ya say, we party in Felicia’s honor? (puts party hat on Felicia)
Felicia: A party? F-for me?
Tweeg: Sure. You don’t need some arrogant jerk like him.
Biff: Uh, hey, what gives?
Felicia: Everyone’s right, Biff, you’re no friend. You’re just an arrogant, muscle-bound, lying, bullying scuzz-bucket.
Everyone: Yeah!
Teddy: You tell him, Felicia.
Felicia: I’m not the loser, Biff, you are!
Everyone: Right!
Wooly picks up Biff and takes him out.
Biff: Hey, just a moment! We can have lots of fun! You need me! I’ll clean, I’ll wash! I’ll sweep! I’ll mop! I’ll dust! I’ll sew! I’ll even scrub the toilet!
Everyone watches as Wooly takes Biff out to the beach.
Biff: (Screams)
The Snowzo tosses him into the water, turning away and brushing off his hands.
Everyone: (Cheering)
Teddy: This causes for a true celebration. What’s say you, Felicia?
Felicia: I say, let’s party! I'm sorry about the way I acted.
Grubby: Aw, that's O.K., Felicia.
Felicia: And you guys were my true friends this whole time, but I didn’t notice it, until now.
Tweeg wraps his arm around Felicia’s shoulder and everyone breaks into song.
Tweeg:
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Teddy:
When the road looks rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
Mia:
Just remember what your old pal said
For you’ve got a friend in me
Wooly:
You’ve got a friend in me
Felicia:
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Arin:
You’ve got troubles, well I’ve got ‘em too
There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you
Grubby:
We stick together and we see it through
‘Cause you’ve got a friend in me
Aruzia:
You’ve got a friend in me
Gimmick:
Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Wooly:
Bigger and stronger too
Leota:
Maybe
Tweeg:
But none of them will ever love you the way I do
It’s me and you
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
Felicia:
You’re gonna see
It’s our destiny
Everyone:
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Everyone continues to party with Felicia.
Felicia’s House Party.
Today is a typical day in the land of Grundo, in Mizley Meadows, Teddy Ruxpin and his friends consisting of Grubby, Gimmick, Leota, Wooly, Prince Arin, Princess Aruzia, Jack W. Tweeg and Felicia are all together, Felicia brings a whole bagful of sports equipment. She takes out a grunge-ball and bat.
Felicia: All righty, who’s up for grunge ball?
Teddy: Sounds like fun. Let’s pick teams.
Tweeg: I call dibs on being captain of one team!
Grubby: And Teddy should be captain of the other.
Everyone gathers around opposite to Teddy and Tweeg. Felicia awaits eagerly to be chosen, she didn’t care whether it was Teddy or her best friend Tweeg.
Tweeg: I’ll go first. I pick… Arin.
He goes to her, Felicia still hopes to be picked soon by whoever.
Teddy: I pick… Grubby.
Tweeg: Wooly.
Teddy: Gimmick.
Tweeg: Princess Aruzia.
Teddy: Leota.
Felicia stares in disbelief as Leota flies to Teddy’s side but he and Tweeg end up arguing over her.
Tweeg: Hey, no fair! I get Leota!
Teddy: Do not, it’s my pick!
Tweeg: I get Leota!
Teddy: Do not!
Tweeg: Do too!
Teddy: Do not!
Tweeg: Do too!
Teddy: Do not, times infinity plus one!
Tweeg irritated: Err! All right, Felicia.
However, Felicia is disappointed and hurt to be picked last out of everyone else, she makes up an excuse to leave.
Felicia: Uh, actually… I have… stuff to do at home.
She leaves, sadly as the others watch. Unknown to her and everyone else, they’re all being… watched.
Grubby: Gee, what’s up with her?
Teddy: I don’t know.
Felicia returns home to her hut on Ben’s Beach, and flops on the couch. She gets out her journal and writes down in it.
Felicia: “Dear journal, My friends and I were about to play grunge ball and Teddy and Tweeg were picking teams. When just me and Leota were left, Teddy picked Leota over me. And I end up being picked last. How could they pick me last? Do I offend?” (sniffs armpits) “Is it the way I dress? Well, if they hate me then I don’t need them, what I need is a best friend who’ll like me no matter what.”
(Knock at door)
Felicia: Huh? Mia usually takes her keys.
She answers the door but rather than her sister, it’s some troll guy who’s rather hunky and has an Elvis Presley-style hairdo.
Felicia: What can I do ya for?
Troll: Hey, I saw what those goody-goody so-called “friends” did to you. And the reason they picked you last is ‘cause they really don’t care about you.
Felicia: I guess they really do hate me. I thought Tweeg was my best friend.
Troll: He thinks you’re a sniveling wuss and a lousy athlete. He said so himself.
She hangs her head sadly as he pats her on the back.
Troll: But y’know, you don’t need them. I’ll be a better friend to you than any of those guys.
Felicia: For real?
Troll: Yup. You can call me Biff. You’re…Felicia, right?
Felicia: That’s my name, don’t wear it out.
Biff: Now, let’s say we take a walk.
Felicia: Sure.
They go out for a walk, Felicia has her Frisbee. She tosses it to Biff as he goes long. Once he catches it, he throws it so hard that when Felicia catches it, it knocks her over and she skids across the sand for a few feet.
Felicia: Whoa! Good arm, Biff.
Biff: You’re all right? Right?
Felicia: Eh, never better.
They continue on their walk. They walk by Mizley Meadows where the others see them.
Teddy: Hey guys, you wanna play grunge ball?
Biff: Grunge ball? Awesome!
He goes right over to them, being an egotistical braggart.
Biff: Biff is the name and grunge ball is the game. I even played in the Grundo Cup championship. Even made the winning pitch.
Felicia: (Rolls eyes)
Biff: C’mon, I’ll show you all how the top athletes play.
Everyone: (Chattering excitedly)
Biff goes off with everyone else leaving Felicia by her lonesome.
Felicia: Aw, now he’s one of them. (sadly) I guess I’ll never have any friends at this rate, I might as well go home.
She just goes back home. Sometime later, Biff returns.
Biff: Hey Fill, what’s up?
Felicia: I thought you and I were friends.
Biff: Hey we are. Can I help it if I’m irresistibly popular and a hunk? Just stick with me and I’ll show ya how to be as awesome and popular as me.
Felicia: Really?
Biff: Sure, for real.
Felicia goes over to a tray that has a bowlful of popcorn and a couple soft drinks with straws.
Felicia: Let’s say we forget about what happened? We'll just kick back, relax and eat popcorn.
As she sits on the sofa, Biff is in front of the mirror combing his hair.
Biff: Would if I could, but I gotta get ready for a party.
Felicia: (Comes up next to Biff) A party? Cool. Where’s it being held?
Biff: Here. Oh and by the way, you’re not invited.
Felicia surprised: What?!
Biff leads her out the door.
Biff: Face it, doll, you’re a loser. And the last thing I need hanging around me is a loser like you, cramping my style. (whistles) Taxi!
A cloppid-drawn taxi carriage comes by as Biff shoves an angry Felicia in it.
Biff: To Woodley Bog and step on it. Sayonara, sucker!
The carriage leaves with Felicia inside. As Biff returns to Felicia’s house and sets everything up for the party. Mia comes in carrying groceries, returning from shopping and a couple other errands.
Mia: Hey, who are you? Where’s my sister, Felicia?
Biff: The name’s Biff and Felicia had to run off.
He becomes infatuated by her beauty and takes the groceries.
Biff: Here gorgeous, I’ll take those for ya. The others should be arriving shortly.
Mia: Others?
That’s when Teddy, Tweeg and everyone comes in through the open door. Mia looks from them to Biff, becoming slightly agitated.
Mia: Hey, I didn’t…
Biff immediately covers her mouth.
Biff: Aw, she didn’t suspect a thing about a surprise party at her place.
Mia: (Growls)
Teddy thinking: Something tells me this party wasn’t really meant for Mia.
Biff: Well, don’t just stand around, dudes. Party time!
Everyone starts reluctantly to party. At that time, Felicia is flying by means of Louie the grunge and his copter-cycle. She sits in the sidecar.
Felicia: Thanks a lot for the lift, Louie.
Louie: Hey don’t mention it, Felicia.
He lands at the beach and Felicia goes towards her house.
Louie: Eh, show that Biff character who’s the loser here.
She goes to the door and sees that it’s locked.
Felicia: Hey! I’ve been locked out!
She starts pounding on the door, while Biff is playing loud music on the stereo. When he hears the door, he just turns it up more.
Felicia: Let me in! Biff, you open this door!
Arin over music: I say, isn’t that Felicia?!
Biff: Uh, no, it’s just the wind.
He goes to the door, standing before it. Felicia goes to the window but Biff pulls back the curtains, she tries for the other windows but Biff does the same with those. He turns to see everyone looking towards him.
Biff: Uh, the bright sun was really hurting my eyes.
He then goes to Mia, trying to flirt.
Biff: So uh, what’d you say your name was again, doll-face?
Tweeg quietly: Hey, that guy’s trying to make a move on my girl.
Tweeg becomes angry but Biff turns away from Mia as he notices something coming down the chimney.
Biff: Whew! Uh, it’s gettin’ kinda nippy in here, ain’t it?
Everyone: No.
But he goes to the chimney and turns on the fireplace. Felicia, still in the chimney, feels the heat and goes back up the chimney.
Felicia: Yeowch! Hot-hot-hot!
She climbs out and sits on the roof.
Felicia: (Sighs, snarls)
At that time, Biff gets on the sofa with a platter full of cupcakes.
Biff: Hey, loosen up, dudes! It’s fun time! Food fight! Food fight! Food fight!
He starts throwing cupcakes at everyone, but they’re not up for being whipped with cupcakes.
Aruzia: Hey!
Mia: Stop it!
Leota: You can’t do that, this is Mia and Felicia’s place!
She dodges a cupcake thrown at her.
Biff: Hey Felicia won’t mind, she thinks I’m her best friend. (laughs arrogantly)
Teddy: Hey, just a minute!
Before he can say anything else, Biff shoves a cookie in his mouth.
Teddy: (Mumbles, chewing)
Just then, out of the attic door comes Felicia. Furious, she looks towards everyone.
Felicia: (Growling) All right! That’s it! To think I made a new best friend and he turned out to hate me even more than all of you! Everyone out! OUT!
She pushes everyone, even her sister outside and slams the door. But her anger fades to tears as she breaks down.
Felicia: (Crying)
Teddy opens the door and pokes his head through.
Teddy: But we don’t hate you, Felicia.
Gimmick: Indeed, we er-uh like you a lot.
The others come back through the door (including Louie) and come to a tearful Felicia.
Felicia: You do? (sniffles)
Mia: Yeah. How can I hate you? You’re my sister.
Tweeg: And I can never hate you, you’re my best friend.
Felicia: But, I was the last one picked to play grunge ball.
Arin: Oh, that never meant we didn’t like you.
Teddy: However, if we hurt your feelings. We’re sorry.
Everyone gathers around Felicia.
Felicia: Really? Biff said it’s ‘cause you all don’t care about me.
Mia: Biff said, what?
Felicia: And he said Tweeg said I was a sniveling wuss and a lousy athlete.
Tweeg: He did?
Everyone turns angrily towards Biff, who just waves his arms defensively.
Biff: Uh, hey, I was just kiddin’ around, Fill. Y’know, ha-ha, funny.
Aruzia: No. You lied to Felicia in saying we all hate her.
Wooly: Brrr, then you kick her out of her own house.
Leota: Making a mess in the process.
Mia: And tried to hit on me, in front of my boyfriend!
Grubby puts his arm around Felicia’s shoulder.
Grubby: But what do ya say, we party in Felicia’s honor? (puts party hat on Felicia)
Felicia: A party? F-for me?
Tweeg: Sure. You don’t need some arrogant jerk like him.
Biff: Uh, hey, what gives?
Felicia: Everyone’s right, Biff, you’re no friend. You’re just an arrogant, muscle-bound, lying, bullying scuzz-bucket.
Everyone: Yeah!
Teddy: You tell him, Felicia.
Felicia: I’m not the loser, Biff, you are!
Everyone: Right!
Wooly picks up Biff and takes him out.
Biff: Hey, just a moment! We can have lots of fun! You need me! I’ll clean, I’ll wash! I’ll sweep! I’ll mop! I’ll dust! I’ll sew! I’ll even scrub the toilet!
Everyone watches as Wooly takes Biff out to the beach.
Biff: (Screams)
The Snowzo tosses him into the water, turning away and brushing off his hands.
Everyone: (Cheering)
Teddy: This causes for a true celebration. What’s say you, Felicia?
Felicia: I say, let’s party! I'm sorry about the way I acted.
Grubby: Aw, that's O.K., Felicia.
Felicia: And you guys were my true friends this whole time, but I didn’t notice it, until now.
Tweeg wraps his arm around Felicia’s shoulder and everyone breaks into song.
Tweeg:
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Teddy:
When the road looks rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
Mia:
Just remember what your old pal said
For you’ve got a friend in me
Wooly:
You’ve got a friend in me
Felicia:
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Arin:
You’ve got troubles, well I’ve got ‘em too
There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you
Grubby:
We stick together and we see it through
‘Cause you’ve got a friend in me
Aruzia:
You’ve got a friend in me
Gimmick:
Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Wooly:
Bigger and stronger too
Leota:
Maybe
Tweeg:
But none of them will ever love you the way I do
It’s me and you
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
Felicia:
You’re gonna see
It’s our destiny
Everyone:
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Everyone continues to party with Felicia.
The end.