Post by indigodragon on Mar 18, 2011 16:04:55 GMT -7
Here's a new fanfic I finished a little while ago. A crossover of TR and MLP:FiM, however the only TR-related character in it is Elroy, yet some inspiration came from the Bugs Bunny cartoon "Rabbit's Kin" and a Tex Avery cartoon called "Bad Luck Blackie". Hope you all enjoy! And don't be shy to give critique. 
Today in the land of Rillonia, the surf grunge, Elroy Tweeg is in his beach house minding his own business, lying back in his hammock, eating a plate of nachos and reading. When suddenly, a small purple spherical object bounces in through the window. In a moment, it reveals to be a creature called a Bushwoolie.
Elroy: Huh?
He looks up from his book and sees the panicky bundle of fur, he puts the nachos on an end table, the book in the hammock and gets up.
Bushwoolie: Help! Help! Save me! Don’t let him catch me! He’ll shave off my fur and fry and eat me up! Help! Help!
Elroy: Hey, where’d you come from, little dude?
Bushwoolie: The Everfree Forest.
Elroy: Whoa, that’s a bit of a long way’s from here. You’re a long way from Equestria, ain’t ya?
Bushwoolie: Yeah, but I was on my way home, skipping along the path, minding my own business. When suddenly, a big snarling beast jumped out at me! I was so terrified, that I kept bouncing away ‘cause I knew once he caught me, he’d eat me up! (sighs)
The Bushwoolie falls over as Elroy looks through the book he was reading, “Fauna of Equestria”.
Elroy: Uh-huh. And what’d you say you were?
Bushwoolie: I’m a Bushwoolie, yup, that’s what I am. Yup, uh-huh.
Elroy: Hmm, (turns a few pages) aha, here we go.
He finds the page he was looking for as the Bushwoolie leaps onto his shoulder and sees the page all about Bushwoolies.
Elroy: “Bushwoolies: small colorful furry creatures that live in underground burrows in the Everfree Forest. They’re very friendly, helpful and agreeable, yet lack independent thought.”
Bushwoolie offended: Hey!
Elroy: “Their natural predator is the minotaur.” And wouldn’t you know it…
The minotaur’s grimy, beefy hand is through the window, feeling for the Bushwoolie. Elroy puts him down.
Elroy: You hang tight right here, Shorty. I’ll teach this dude a thing or two.
Bushwoolie: No! He’s nasty and bigger than you are! He’ll tear you to pieces!
Elroy: Eh no need to worry, I’ll keep that big spazz in front of me, and I don’t intend to turn my back on him.
He goes out front where the minotaur is, he still has his hand through the window.
Elroy: Hey, wazup dude?
Minotaur: I saw a little Bushwoolie come this way, I’m gonna catch him and eat him up.
Elroy: A Bushwoolie? Y’know, I think I did see one of those.
Minotaur excited: Ya did? Which way did he go? Which way did he go?
Elroy: He went that-a-way. (points west)
Minotaur: Thanks!
The minotaur goes off, but Elroy grabs him by the tail and pulls him back.
Elroy: Like whoa, man, hold on, you can’t rush off without havin’ a cold drink.
He takes him over to some patio furniture with a pitcher full of lemonade, glasses and an ice bucket. The two have a seat as the Bushwoolie watches.
Elroy: Nothin’ beats chillin’ out with a nice glass of lemonade on a blazing summer day. Ya like crushed or cubed?
Minotaur: Oh, crushed would be nice.
Elroy kicks a place in the wall of his house, which makes a cinder block on the roof fall down and crush the minotaur on the head. The horns on the minotaur’s head shrink as one big lump grows where the cinder block hit. Soon enough, Elroy and the Bushwoolie are walking along through the forest back towards Equestria. Elroy wearing a backpack.
Elroy: I’d better see ya home, little dude. I don’t trust that minotaur anymore than I can trust a Bounder to watch baby Fobs.
Bushwoolie: I’m not afraid of him as long as you’re with me. Nope, nuh-uh, not afraid, uh-uh, nope.
That’s when behind a tree, comes the minotaur in drag and a (very poor) Bushwoolie costume.
Minotaur falsetto: Darling? Come to your mama!
He goes over to the twosome, but neither one is fooled while the Bushwoolie is nervous, Elroy keeps cool.
Minotaur: I’m Mrs. Bushwoolie, the little feller’s mother, and I’ve been so worried about him! Boo-hoo, hoo-hoo!
Bushwoolie: No-no-no! She’s not my mother, she’s not even my aunt! Don’t let her take me!
Elroy: Now, now junior, it ain’t polite to talk back to your mother. (winks)
Bushwoolie: Ohh, I get it. I get it.
Minotaur: Come on home with mother, darling. (picks up Bushwoolie) Mother’s going to have a wonderful dinner.
He tries making off with the Bushwoolie, but Elroy grabs him by the tail and pulls him back.
Elroy: Oh like don’t go off yet, Mrs. Bushwoolie. You must stay for a drink.
Minotaur: Oh, I don’t think…
Elroy: Oh, it’s no trouble at all, really.
He takes out of his backpack a thermos and glasses, along with a bucket full of ice, setting them on a large flat rock.
Elroy: See?
Minotaur: Oh, no thanks, I can’t have lemonade. It gives me a headache.
Elroy: Oh then, what shall we have?
The minotaur takes out of the purse he’s carrying a plastic pitcher full of fruit punch.
Minotaur: Fruit punch.
Elroy: All righty then, we’ll have fruit punch.
He pours some fruit punch from the pitcher into a glass.
Elroy: You like crushed or cubed?
Minotaur: Oh, crushed would be great please.
Elroy flips a pebble up really high, once it comes down, it hits a large boulder on the mountain which rolls down and starts a chain reaction with several others.
Minotaur: (Looks up, meekly) Oh no.
Several boulders fall right on top of the minotaur, burying him. Once again, the minotaur getting outsmarted and crushed. Soon enough, Elroy and the Bushwoolie come to the border lines of Equestria, complete with a sign.
Elroy: “Welcome to Equestria.” This must be the place.
They walk past the sign and down the path, they come across the Bushwoolie colony (similar to a prairie dog colony) and three Little Ponies, a purple unicorn, an orange Earth Pony wearing a brown western hat and a light yellow Pegasus.
Bushwoolie: Hey everyone! I’m back!
He jumps off Elroy’s shoulder and goes right to his friends.
Bushwoolies: (Chattering excitedly)
Dark blue Bushwoolie: We were worried. What happened?
Purple Bushwoolie: A big nasty minotaur was after me but he helped me.
He points to Elroy who comes to everyone.
Elroy: Aw, it was no problem at all. I’m Elroy, you must be Equestria locals.
Unicorn: We sure are. I’m Twilight Sparkle and this Applejack and Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Oh, I’ve seen that big awful minotaur, scaring these poor little Bushwoolies and chasing the purple one.
Applejack: Though, I have a feeling that varmint won’t give up that easily.
Elroy: Yeah, I think you’re right. But I was able to outsmart him twice so we’ll have to put our heads together to make a really big plan to get rid of him for good.
He huddles the Ponies together and they come up with a plan. Later, the minotaur is walking down the path, the others see him.
Elroy: All right, you all know what to do?
All: (Various yeses)
Elroy: All right, Fluttershy, go!
Fluttershy: (Salutes)
Fluttershy comes out acting like a dramatic damsel.
Fluttershy: Oh dear! Oh help, somebody! The Bushwoolies are coming this way!
Minotaur: Bushwoolies? Really?
Fluttershy: Oh do be careful, if you catch one, you’re cursed to have bad luck! (turns head, screams)
She gallops off as a few Bushwoolies come down the path.
Minotaur: Oh boy, if it isn’t breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert.
He takes the Bushwoolies in his arms and in a second, a flowerpot falls from the sky and right on the minotaur’s head.
Applejack: Bull’s-eye.
It turns out, she kicked the tree and made the flowerpot fall from the tree and onto the minotaur. The Bushwoolies escape. In a moment, the Minotaur recovers and finds a pink Bushwoolie.
Minotaur: Gotcha!
But, once he picks him up, another flowerpot falls on his head courtesy of Applejack kicking a tree and making a flowerpot fall from a tree. The Bushwoolie escapes. He finds a light green Bushwoolie but once he picks him up…
Minotaur: Any last words, snacky?
Bushwoolie: Yeah, look up.
Once the minotaur looks up, he’s crushed by a big trunk that fell from a tree courtesy of Applejack kicking said tree. The Bushwoolie runs off. The minotaur finds a light blue Bushwoolie at a dead end, but when he catches him…
Minotaur: (Chortles)
He ends up getting crushed by an upright piano. The Bushwoolie then opens the minotaur’s mouth and plays his teeth like piano keys. When he’s done, he slams the minotaur’s mouth shut and runs off. Soon enough, the Minotaur finds a red Bushwoolie up in a tree. When he climbs up and grabs him, the Bushwoolie turns into a black ball-shaped bomb which explodes in the Minotaur’s face turning it all crispy and black. This was all done by Twilight’s magic.
Twilight Sparkle: (Snickering)
Later, a yellow Bushwoolie is walking along the path when the Minotaur picks him up and puts him in his mouth. Yet a second later, a cash register falls on his head from a tree that Applejack kicked. She comes to the minotaur, pokes his nose…
(Cha-ching)
And he releases the Bushwoolie like a cash register. Soon enough, the minotaur gets back up.
Minotaur: That’s it, I’ve had it! Bushwoolies are too dangerous to catch for dinner!
He goes off but is cut off by many, many Bushwoolies.
Bushwoolies: Boo!
Minotaur: (Yells)
He runs off terrified, as he’s running, various large objects fall from the sky right behind him, including an anvil, a 16 ton safe, a refrigerator, another piano, an elephant and a right whale. That’s when all the Bushwoolies, Elroy, Twilight, Applejack and Fluttershy come out.
All: (Laughing)
Fluttershy: Wow, that was incredible.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, an old pony’s tale is Bushwoolies carry bad luck to anyone who catches more than one in the same day. Also I used a spell that made a bomb look like a Bushwoolie through illusion. The elephant and whale are also mirages.
Applejack: Yeah, and all that junk I found in my attic did come in handy after all.
Elroy: Right on, A.J., you nailed him with everything but the kitchen sink.
Applejack: Oh! I knew I forgot something.
She gallops back down the path and right when the minotaur sits on a rock and relaxes, Applejack kicks a tree and a kitchen sink falls from it, onto the minotaur’s head. The ponies and Elroy return to the Bushwoolie colony.
Dark blue Bushwoolie: Boy, you sure showed him.
Bushwoolies: (Various agreements)
Purple Bushwoolie: Fluttershy was great with her terrified act and putting all that stuff in the trees.
Fluttershy: Oh, Twilight helped with most of the heavy stuff.
Dark blue Bushwoolie: Just how were you able to get rid of the minotaur who’s much bigger and stronger than you?
Bushwoolies: (Various agreements and questions)
Elroy: I used brains to out due him not brawn.
Applejack: I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Twilight Sparkle: Well, we gotta be heading back now. Like to join, Elroy?
Elroy: Sure.
Applejack: Hop on, partner.
He gets on her back, they ride back to Ponyville as the Bushwoolies bid farewell. As they come into Ponyville and show Elroy around, Twilight makes her report to Princess Celestia.
Twilight Sparkle VO: “Dearest Princess Celestia, I have learned an important lesson about friendship, in which it doesn’t take strength to out due an enemy no matter how muscular they are and help a friend in need, it takes brains, teamwork and a little magic outsmart them. All thanks to our new friend Elroy.”
MLP:FiM belongs to Hasbro and Lauren Faust, the Bushwoolies are the original 80's MLP series and Elroy is (c) of Ken Forsse.
Elroy and the Bushwoolies
Today in the land of Rillonia, the surf grunge, Elroy Tweeg is in his beach house minding his own business, lying back in his hammock, eating a plate of nachos and reading. When suddenly, a small purple spherical object bounces in through the window. In a moment, it reveals to be a creature called a Bushwoolie.
Elroy: Huh?
He looks up from his book and sees the panicky bundle of fur, he puts the nachos on an end table, the book in the hammock and gets up.
Bushwoolie: Help! Help! Save me! Don’t let him catch me! He’ll shave off my fur and fry and eat me up! Help! Help!
Elroy: Hey, where’d you come from, little dude?
Bushwoolie: The Everfree Forest.
Elroy: Whoa, that’s a bit of a long way’s from here. You’re a long way from Equestria, ain’t ya?
Bushwoolie: Yeah, but I was on my way home, skipping along the path, minding my own business. When suddenly, a big snarling beast jumped out at me! I was so terrified, that I kept bouncing away ‘cause I knew once he caught me, he’d eat me up! (sighs)
The Bushwoolie falls over as Elroy looks through the book he was reading, “Fauna of Equestria”.
Elroy: Uh-huh. And what’d you say you were?
Bushwoolie: I’m a Bushwoolie, yup, that’s what I am. Yup, uh-huh.
Elroy: Hmm, (turns a few pages) aha, here we go.
He finds the page he was looking for as the Bushwoolie leaps onto his shoulder and sees the page all about Bushwoolies.
Elroy: “Bushwoolies: small colorful furry creatures that live in underground burrows in the Everfree Forest. They’re very friendly, helpful and agreeable, yet lack independent thought.”
Bushwoolie offended: Hey!
Elroy: “Their natural predator is the minotaur.” And wouldn’t you know it…
The minotaur’s grimy, beefy hand is through the window, feeling for the Bushwoolie. Elroy puts him down.
Elroy: You hang tight right here, Shorty. I’ll teach this dude a thing or two.
Bushwoolie: No! He’s nasty and bigger than you are! He’ll tear you to pieces!
Elroy: Eh no need to worry, I’ll keep that big spazz in front of me, and I don’t intend to turn my back on him.
He goes out front where the minotaur is, he still has his hand through the window.
Elroy: Hey, wazup dude?
Minotaur: I saw a little Bushwoolie come this way, I’m gonna catch him and eat him up.
Elroy: A Bushwoolie? Y’know, I think I did see one of those.
Minotaur excited: Ya did? Which way did he go? Which way did he go?
Elroy: He went that-a-way. (points west)
Minotaur: Thanks!
The minotaur goes off, but Elroy grabs him by the tail and pulls him back.
Elroy: Like whoa, man, hold on, you can’t rush off without havin’ a cold drink.
He takes him over to some patio furniture with a pitcher full of lemonade, glasses and an ice bucket. The two have a seat as the Bushwoolie watches.
Elroy: Nothin’ beats chillin’ out with a nice glass of lemonade on a blazing summer day. Ya like crushed or cubed?
Minotaur: Oh, crushed would be nice.
Elroy kicks a place in the wall of his house, which makes a cinder block on the roof fall down and crush the minotaur on the head. The horns on the minotaur’s head shrink as one big lump grows where the cinder block hit. Soon enough, Elroy and the Bushwoolie are walking along through the forest back towards Equestria. Elroy wearing a backpack.
Elroy: I’d better see ya home, little dude. I don’t trust that minotaur anymore than I can trust a Bounder to watch baby Fobs.
Bushwoolie: I’m not afraid of him as long as you’re with me. Nope, nuh-uh, not afraid, uh-uh, nope.
That’s when behind a tree, comes the minotaur in drag and a (very poor) Bushwoolie costume.
Minotaur falsetto: Darling? Come to your mama!
He goes over to the twosome, but neither one is fooled while the Bushwoolie is nervous, Elroy keeps cool.
Minotaur: I’m Mrs. Bushwoolie, the little feller’s mother, and I’ve been so worried about him! Boo-hoo, hoo-hoo!
Bushwoolie: No-no-no! She’s not my mother, she’s not even my aunt! Don’t let her take me!
Elroy: Now, now junior, it ain’t polite to talk back to your mother. (winks)
Bushwoolie: Ohh, I get it. I get it.
Minotaur: Come on home with mother, darling. (picks up Bushwoolie) Mother’s going to have a wonderful dinner.
He tries making off with the Bushwoolie, but Elroy grabs him by the tail and pulls him back.
Elroy: Oh like don’t go off yet, Mrs. Bushwoolie. You must stay for a drink.
Minotaur: Oh, I don’t think…
Elroy: Oh, it’s no trouble at all, really.
He takes out of his backpack a thermos and glasses, along with a bucket full of ice, setting them on a large flat rock.
Elroy: See?
Minotaur: Oh, no thanks, I can’t have lemonade. It gives me a headache.
Elroy: Oh then, what shall we have?
The minotaur takes out of the purse he’s carrying a plastic pitcher full of fruit punch.
Minotaur: Fruit punch.
Elroy: All righty then, we’ll have fruit punch.
He pours some fruit punch from the pitcher into a glass.
Elroy: You like crushed or cubed?
Minotaur: Oh, crushed would be great please.
Elroy flips a pebble up really high, once it comes down, it hits a large boulder on the mountain which rolls down and starts a chain reaction with several others.
Minotaur: (Looks up, meekly) Oh no.
Several boulders fall right on top of the minotaur, burying him. Once again, the minotaur getting outsmarted and crushed. Soon enough, Elroy and the Bushwoolie come to the border lines of Equestria, complete with a sign.
Elroy: “Welcome to Equestria.” This must be the place.
They walk past the sign and down the path, they come across the Bushwoolie colony (similar to a prairie dog colony) and three Little Ponies, a purple unicorn, an orange Earth Pony wearing a brown western hat and a light yellow Pegasus.
Bushwoolie: Hey everyone! I’m back!
He jumps off Elroy’s shoulder and goes right to his friends.
Bushwoolies: (Chattering excitedly)
Dark blue Bushwoolie: We were worried. What happened?
Purple Bushwoolie: A big nasty minotaur was after me but he helped me.
He points to Elroy who comes to everyone.
Elroy: Aw, it was no problem at all. I’m Elroy, you must be Equestria locals.
Unicorn: We sure are. I’m Twilight Sparkle and this Applejack and Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Oh, I’ve seen that big awful minotaur, scaring these poor little Bushwoolies and chasing the purple one.
Applejack: Though, I have a feeling that varmint won’t give up that easily.
Elroy: Yeah, I think you’re right. But I was able to outsmart him twice so we’ll have to put our heads together to make a really big plan to get rid of him for good.
He huddles the Ponies together and they come up with a plan. Later, the minotaur is walking down the path, the others see him.
Elroy: All right, you all know what to do?
All: (Various yeses)
Elroy: All right, Fluttershy, go!
Fluttershy: (Salutes)
Fluttershy comes out acting like a dramatic damsel.
Fluttershy: Oh dear! Oh help, somebody! The Bushwoolies are coming this way!
Minotaur: Bushwoolies? Really?
Fluttershy: Oh do be careful, if you catch one, you’re cursed to have bad luck! (turns head, screams)
She gallops off as a few Bushwoolies come down the path.
Minotaur: Oh boy, if it isn’t breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert.
He takes the Bushwoolies in his arms and in a second, a flowerpot falls from the sky and right on the minotaur’s head.
Applejack: Bull’s-eye.
It turns out, she kicked the tree and made the flowerpot fall from the tree and onto the minotaur. The Bushwoolies escape. In a moment, the Minotaur recovers and finds a pink Bushwoolie.
Minotaur: Gotcha!
But, once he picks him up, another flowerpot falls on his head courtesy of Applejack kicking a tree and making a flowerpot fall from a tree. The Bushwoolie escapes. He finds a light green Bushwoolie but once he picks him up…
Minotaur: Any last words, snacky?
Bushwoolie: Yeah, look up.
Once the minotaur looks up, he’s crushed by a big trunk that fell from a tree courtesy of Applejack kicking said tree. The Bushwoolie runs off. The minotaur finds a light blue Bushwoolie at a dead end, but when he catches him…
Minotaur: (Chortles)
He ends up getting crushed by an upright piano. The Bushwoolie then opens the minotaur’s mouth and plays his teeth like piano keys. When he’s done, he slams the minotaur’s mouth shut and runs off. Soon enough, the Minotaur finds a red Bushwoolie up in a tree. When he climbs up and grabs him, the Bushwoolie turns into a black ball-shaped bomb which explodes in the Minotaur’s face turning it all crispy and black. This was all done by Twilight’s magic.
Twilight Sparkle: (Snickering)
Later, a yellow Bushwoolie is walking along the path when the Minotaur picks him up and puts him in his mouth. Yet a second later, a cash register falls on his head from a tree that Applejack kicked. She comes to the minotaur, pokes his nose…
(Cha-ching)
And he releases the Bushwoolie like a cash register. Soon enough, the minotaur gets back up.
Minotaur: That’s it, I’ve had it! Bushwoolies are too dangerous to catch for dinner!
He goes off but is cut off by many, many Bushwoolies.
Bushwoolies: Boo!
Minotaur: (Yells)
He runs off terrified, as he’s running, various large objects fall from the sky right behind him, including an anvil, a 16 ton safe, a refrigerator, another piano, an elephant and a right whale. That’s when all the Bushwoolies, Elroy, Twilight, Applejack and Fluttershy come out.
All: (Laughing)
Fluttershy: Wow, that was incredible.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, an old pony’s tale is Bushwoolies carry bad luck to anyone who catches more than one in the same day. Also I used a spell that made a bomb look like a Bushwoolie through illusion. The elephant and whale are also mirages.
Applejack: Yeah, and all that junk I found in my attic did come in handy after all.
Elroy: Right on, A.J., you nailed him with everything but the kitchen sink.
Applejack: Oh! I knew I forgot something.
She gallops back down the path and right when the minotaur sits on a rock and relaxes, Applejack kicks a tree and a kitchen sink falls from it, onto the minotaur’s head. The ponies and Elroy return to the Bushwoolie colony.
Dark blue Bushwoolie: Boy, you sure showed him.
Bushwoolies: (Various agreements)
Purple Bushwoolie: Fluttershy was great with her terrified act and putting all that stuff in the trees.
Fluttershy: Oh, Twilight helped with most of the heavy stuff.
Dark blue Bushwoolie: Just how were you able to get rid of the minotaur who’s much bigger and stronger than you?
Bushwoolies: (Various agreements and questions)
Elroy: I used brains to out due him not brawn.
Applejack: I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Twilight Sparkle: Well, we gotta be heading back now. Like to join, Elroy?
Elroy: Sure.
Applejack: Hop on, partner.
He gets on her back, they ride back to Ponyville as the Bushwoolies bid farewell. As they come into Ponyville and show Elroy around, Twilight makes her report to Princess Celestia.
Twilight Sparkle VO: “Dearest Princess Celestia, I have learned an important lesson about friendship, in which it doesn’t take strength to out due an enemy no matter how muscular they are and help a friend in need, it takes brains, teamwork and a little magic outsmart them. All thanks to our new friend Elroy.”
The End.
MLP:FiM belongs to Hasbro and Lauren Faust, the Bushwoolies are the original 80's MLP series and Elroy is (c) of Ken Forsse.